New App 'AntiSocial' Lets You Punish Friends Who Don't Reply To Messages Within 30 Seconds

A revolutionary new app called AntiSocial has launched with the groundbreaking feature that allows users to financially punish friends who don't reply to text messages within 30 seconds. The app, which has been downloaded 2 million times in its first week, automatically charges unresponsive friends $5 per minute of silence, with the funds going directly to the sender's Venmo account. The app also sends the non-replier an AI-generated image of a sad golden retriever puppy, accompanied by a message that reads 'This is what you've done to them.' Early users have reported that the app has 'ruined several friendships and made them $340 in three days.' The developers say they're working on a premium version that sends increasingly aggressive memes the longer someone ignores you.