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NASCA (National Association of Silly Cow Astronauts) Accidentally Launches a Cow Into Orbit

NASCA (National Association of Silly Cow Astronauts) Accidentally Launches a Cow Into Orbit
Moo-dular landing successful. Cow demands better snacks.

The cow, now named AstroBessie, has her own YouLaugh channel. She is negotiating a sponsorship with Cluck-fil-A.

📅 12 hrs ago ⏱️ 77s read #Space#Satire
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