NASA Confirms Moon Is Actually Made Of Cheese, Blames 'Formatting Error' In Original Report

NASA has confirmed what conspiracy theorists have suspected for decades: the Moon is indeed made of Swiss cheese. The agency released a statement attributing the 60-year misclassification to 'a formatting error in the original moon rock analysis report.' Scientists say the evidence was 'literally everywhere,' including the moon's crater patterns (which are actually cheese holes) and its consistent smell of 'parmesan in space.' The agency's press conference featured actual moon rocks that were clearly cheese, with one scientist eating a piece to 'confirm the findings.' NASA has announced plans to establish the first lunar cheese mine by 2030, with production expected to reach 47 billion pounds per year. The European Space Agency has reportedly already ordered 47 moon cheese wheels for diplomatic gifts.