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NASA Announces Plan to Send Influencers to Mars Instead of Astronauts

NASA Announces Plan to Send Influencers to Mars Instead of Astronauts
Content creators will 'document the red planet for the 'gram.'

Citing budget cuts, NASA revealed the Mars Influencer Program. Selected TikTok stars will live-stream zero-gravity dances and unbox space rations. 'Authenticity is key,' said mission commander (and former beauty guru) Luna Sparkles. Critics worry about the first solar flare filter fail, but sponsors are lining up — Red Bull has already claimed naming rights to Olympus Mons.

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