Movie Studio Announces Live-Action Remake Of Traffic Light, Plans 47 Sequels

Major movie studio MegaFlix Unlimited has announced a live-action adaptation of the common traffic light, with plans for 47 sequels exploring 'the emotional journey of vertical signals.' The first film, titled 'Red Light,' will explore 'the moral complexity of stopping when you're in a hurry' and features a romantic subplot between a red light and a stop sign. Development has already taken 8 years and cost $200 million, primarily due to arguments about whether the traffic light should be portrayed as 'relatable' or 'an aspirational figure who made difficult choices.' The studio has hired 47 screenwriters and 3 consultants to explain what a traffic light is to the creative team. A spin-off series about yellow lights, tentatively titled 'Yellow Light: The Transitional Years,' is already in development.