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MoldySoft Reboots Clumsy the Paperclip as a Crypto Miner

'You look like you're trying to lose your savings. Need help?'

Clumsy 2.0 mines ShibaFlokiCoin in the background. Laptops now smell of burnt circuits and regret. MoldySoft denies responsibility, saying 'we told you to upgrade to Clumsy Pro for $29.99.'

📅 3 hrs ago ⏱️ 85s read #Crypto#Software#Satire

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