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Mittens Whiskerbottom Catches Laser Pointer After 7 Years, Has Existential Crisis

Mittens Whiskerbottom Catches Laser Pointer After 7 Years, Has Existential Crisis
The cat now stares at walls, questioning the nature of reality.

Mittens Whiskerbottom, a house cat from Meowington, finally caught the red dot after seven years of trying. 'I didn't think this day would come,' Mittens reportedly thought. 'Now what?' The cat has since refused to chase anything, spending hours staring at walls. 'He's having an existential crisis,' said his owner. 'He won't even look at feather toys.' Mittens is reportedly 'rethinking everything' and has started a support group for disillusioned cats.

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