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MetaMush Debuts Virtual World Where Everyone Is a Floating Toaster

CEO Murk Lizardberg says 'legs are overrated. Toasters are the future.'

Horizon ToasterWorld has 12 users, all unable to open virtual bread slots. Stock down 40%. One user asked 'can I at least be a blender?' and was banned.

📅 8 hrs ago ⏱️ 70s read #VR#Metaverse#Satire

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