Mayor Soggy Socks Declares Rain 'Cancelled' After 47 Days Of Downpour
Clouds have been asked to 'reschedule their precipitation for never.'
Mayor Soggy Socks has officially declared rain 'cancelled' following 47 consecutive days of downpour. 'The clouds have been informed to cease operations immediately,' Soggy Socks announced while wringing out his tie. 'If they continue, we'll send up a strongly worded letter.' The clouds have not responded, and residents remain damp. The mayor has also declared 'drought awareness week' next month, just in case.