Mayor Soggy Socks Declares Gravity 'Optional On Weekends'
Weekend floating has led to 'casual drifting' and 'lazy levitation.'
Mayor Soggy Socks has declared gravity 'optional every Saturday and Sunday.' 'Weekdays are for seriousness. Weekends are for floating,' the mayor announced. Residents now drift lazily through the streets, bumping into each other and 'casually levitating.' 'I floated into a tree,' one citizen said. 'But it was relaxing.' The mayor plans to declare 'physics a suggestion' on public holidays.