Mayor Soggy Socks Declares Gravity 'Optional After 8 PM,' Chaos Ensues
Citizens have been found floating into traffic, attached to lampposts by strings.
Mayor Soggy Socks has declared gravity optional after 8 PM. 'Evenings are for levitating,' the mayor announced. Residents have been found floating away, attached to lampposts with makeshift tethers. 'I drifted into a tree,' one citizen said. 'But it was relaxing.' The fire department has been rescuing 'gravity refugees' from rooftops. The mayor plans to declare 'physics a suggestion' on weekends.