Mayor Soggy Socks Declares Every Third Wednesday 'Backwards Walking Day'
The city has seen a 400% increase in collisions and a 1000% increase in confusion.
Mayor Soggy Socks has declared every third Wednesday 'Backwards Walking Day,' requiring citizens to walk backward for the entire 24 hours. 'It builds character and neck muscles,' the mayor explained. Paramedics are on standby for collisions with lampposts. 'I've walked into three mailboxes,' one citizen complained. 'That's the spirit,' the mayor replied—while walking backward into his own office door.