Mayor Soggy Socks Declares Every Third Friday 'Wear Your Pants Backwards Day'
The zipper situation has been described as 'confusing' and 'emotionally challenging.'
Mayor Soggy Socks has declared every third Friday 'Backward Pants Day.' 'Forward pockets are oppressive,' the mayor explained from his inverted trousers. Citizens report difficulty sitting, walking, and 'finding the bathroom flap.' 'I've made a terrible mistake,' one citizen said, trapped in his own waistband. The mayor has promised to reconsider after 'figuring out how to undo his own belt.'