Mayor Soggy Socks Declares Every Second Tuesday 'Silent Scream Day'
Citizens must scream internally while maintaining 'pleasant eye contact.'
Mayor Soggy Socks has declared every second Tuesday 'Silent Scream Day,' requiring citizens to 'express frustration internally while smiling externally.' 'You can be angry,' the mayor explained. 'Just don't show it.' The day has been described as 'passive-aggressive paradise' by locals. 'I'm screaming on the inside,' one citizen said cheerfully. 'It's very liberating, actually.' The mayor has promised 'loud sigh hour' next month.