Mayor Soggy Bottom Renames City 'The Place That Used To Have A Different Name'
GPS systems have crashed, and residents are 'permanently confused about where they live.'
Mayor Soggy Bottom has officially renamed the city to 'The Place That Used To Have A Different Name.' 'It's about honesty,' the mayor explained. GPS systems have malfunctioned, reading 'You have arrived at... somewhere.' Residents are 'permanently confused' about their own addresses. 'I live at... the place?' one citizen said uncertainly. The mayor plans to rename the post office 'The Building Over There.'