Mayor Soggy Bottom Declares Potholes 'Modern Art Installation' To Avoid Fixing Them
The city has installed interpretive plaques next to each crater explaining 'deep societal voids.'
Mayor Soggy Bottom has declared the city's 400 potholes an 'interactive modern art installation' to avoid paying for repairs. 'They represent the fractured nature of modern existence,' the mayor explained. Each pothole now has a small plaque reading 'This void symbolizes your taxes.' Residents remain unimpressed, as one driver lost a tire while 'appreciating the art.' The mayor promised to 'consider fixing them' by 2030, budget permitting.