Mayor Proposes Law Requiring All Citizens To Wave At Each Other, Unwavers Fined $50
The 'Friendliness Law' has caused a wave of anxiety. The waving is mandatory. The smiles are optional.
Mayor McWave proposed a law requiring all citizens to wave at each other. 'It builds community,' the mayor said. 'It builds trauma,' residents said. Unwavers are fined $50. 'I'm not waving,' one resident said. 'I'm not friendly.' He was fined. He waved aggressively. 'That's not waving,' the mayor said. 'That's a warning.' The law is now being reviewed. Waving is mandatory. Smiles are still optional.