Mayor Proposes Law Making It Illegal To Complain About The Weather, Residents Complain
'The weather is an opinion,' the mayor said. 'And your opinion is illegal.' The irony was lost.
Mayor McWeather proposed a law making it illegal to complain about the weather. 'The weather is what it is,' the mayor said. 'Complaining is unproductive.' Residents immediately complained. 'The law is ridiculous,' one said. 'The law is illegal,' another said. The mayor is now considering a law making it illegal to complain about laws. 'The complaints are weather-like,' the mayor said.