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Mayor Declares All Potholes 'Art Installations,' Demands Admission Fees To View Them

Mayor Declares All Potholes 'Art Installations,' Demands Admission Fees To View Them
'It's about perspective,' the mayor said. 'These potholes represent our collective hope.'

Mayor McArt declared all potholes 'urban art installations.' 'They represent the city's journey,' the mayor said. Residents are charged $5 to view them. 'I'm not paying to see a pothole,' one resident said. 'It's art,' the mayor said. The potholes have been named. 'This is 'Aspiration,'' the mayor said, pointing to a crater. 'This is 'Despair.''' The potholes are still there. They are still potholes.

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