Mayor Bans All 'Ugly' Decorations, Neighborhood War Erupts Over A 'Fugly Garden Gnome'
'The gnome is a menace,' the mayor said. 'It's art,' the homeowner said. The gnome has been put in witness protection.
Mayor McAesthetic banned all 'ugly' decorations. The first casualty: a garden gnome named 'Gary.' 'Gary is beautiful,' the homeowner said. 'Gary is a crime,' the mayor said. The neighborhood divided. 'Free Gary' signs appeared. The gnome was removed. 'It's in hiding,' the homeowner said. Gary is now in a safe house. 'I'll fight for Gary,' the homeowner said. The war continues.