Mayor Bans All 'Non-Approved' Flower Colors, City Becomes A Monochrome Nightmare
'Purple is too expressive,' the mayor said. 'We need calm colors.' The city is now beige.
Mayor McColor banned all 'non-approved' flower colors. 'Purple is aggressive,' the mayor said. 'We need calm.' The city is now beige. 'It's peaceful,' the mayor said. 'It's depressing,' residents said. 'I miss color,' one said. 'Color is chaos,' the mayor said. The city is now a monochrome nightmare. 'It's very calm,' the mayor said. 'It's very sad,' residents said.