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Margo Pargle Sues Restaurant For Serving 'Lukewarm' Soup That Was Actually Perfect Temperature

Margo Pargle Sues Restaurant For Serving 'Lukewarm' Soup That Was Actually Perfect Temperature
The lawsuit demands 'emotional compensation for tepid disappointment.'

Margo Pargle, a professional complainer from Grievance Grove, has filed a lawsuit against a local diner for serving soup that was 'disappointingly adequate.' 'I ordered lukewarm, and this was perfectly warm. I feel cheated,' Pargle told the court. The chef testified that he 'just wanted to make good soup.' The judge suggested Pargle 'find real problems to complain about.' Pargle responded by filing a complaint about the judge's tone.

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