Man's Umbrella Refuses To Open On Sunny Days, Claims It's 'Not Its Job'
The umbrella only works during rain and has unionized with other 'weather-specific tools.'
Barry McUmbrella's umbrella has developed a strong work ethic. 'It won't open unless it's raining,' Barry said. 'It says it's not its job.' The umbrella has become a 'precipitation specialist' and refuses to be used as a sunshade. Barry has been forced to buy a second umbrella for sunny days. The original umbrella has started a union with his raincoat. Barry is 'respecting its boundaries.'