Man's Toilet Paper Roll Has A 'Preferred Direction,' Refuses To Unwind The Other Way
The toilet paper has become a 'traditionalist' and demands 'over, not under.'
Barry McToilet's toilet paper has developed strong opinions. 'It refuses to unwind the wrong way,' Barry said. 'It says 'over, not under' every time I try.' The toilet paper is now a 'traditionalist.' Barry has tried to negotiate. 'I offered to alternate,' Barry said. 'It was not open to compromise.' Barry is now living in 'toilet paper tyranny.'