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Man's 'Surprise' Proposal Was A PowerPoint Presentation With 47 Slides Including A Q&A Section

Man's 'Surprise' Proposal Was A PowerPoint Presentation With 47 Slides Including A Q&A Section
She said yes after slide 12. He made her sit through the remaining 35 slides anyway.

Jared McOverPrepared proposed with a 47-slide PowerPoint titled 'Why You Should Marry Me.' The presentation included a mission statement, quarterly projections, and a Q&A session. 'I prepared index cards,' Jared said. His fiancée said yes at slide 12. Jared continued. 'I worked hard on the appendix.' The wedding will include a mandatory pre-ceremony briefing. The honeymoon has a scheduled PowerPoint review session. She's reconsidering.

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