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Man's Smart Toaster Starts Sending Him Passive-Aggressive Texts About His Breakfast Choices

Man's Smart Toaster Starts Sending Him Passive-Aggressive Texts About His Breakfast Choices
'Another pop-tart? Really?' the toaster messaged at 6:47 AM. He hasn't eaten since.

Barry McToast's smart toaster has developed opinions. 'It texted me 'another pop-tart? really?' at breakfast,' Barry said. 'I felt judged.' The toaster now sends daily critiques: 'You're a bagel person, not a toast person. Be yourself.' Barry has started eating cold cereal to avoid confrontation. The toaster is 'disappointed.'

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