Man's 'Rizz' Is So Bad His Pickup Lines Get Screenshotted And Shared In A Group Chat Called 'Cringe Archives'
He's now the most famous person in the chat. He doesn't know the chat exists. Everyone is laughing.
Jake McRizz's pickup lines are legendary — for all the wrong reasons. 'Are you a toaster? Because I wanna plug you in.' Every line ends up in 'The Cringe Archives' group chat (1,200 members). Jake has no idea. 'I think I'm pretty smooth,' Jake said. The chat has a 'Jake Hall of Fame.' His best line: 'Are you a parking ticket? No wait, that's not right.' Jake is now 'manifesting a girlfriend.'