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Man's Resume Boasts 'Microsoft Office Expert' But He Doesn't Know What A PDF Is

Man's Resume Boasts 'Microsoft Office Expert' But He Doesn't Know What A PDF Is
He has been sending screenshots of Word documents and calling them 'my special format.'

Barry Clickwell's resume claims 'advanced proficiency in all Microsoft Office applications.' In reality, he saves everything as .docx and emails them with the subject line 'please open this I don't know what a PDF is.' His new boss discovered this when Barry asked 'how do I make the letters not move' while trying to edit a spreadsheet. Barry has since been assigned to 'special projects' in the broom closet.

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