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Man's 'Quick Trip To Buy Milk' Takes 5 Hours, Returns With A Kayak, A Guitar, And No Milk

Man's 'Quick Trip To Buy Milk' Takes 5 Hours, Returns With A Kayak, A Guitar, And No Milk
He saw the kayak at a yard sale. The guitar was 'a deal.' His wife has started a 'grocery intervention.'

Barry McAdventure left for milk at 10 AM. He returned at 3 PM with a kayak, a guitar, and no milk. 'I saw it and I just knew,' Barry said about the kayak. 'The guitar was a deal,' he added. His wife, Sarah, asked about the milk. 'Oh no,' Barry said. 'I forgot.' The kayak now sits in the living room. The guitar is in the kitchen. Sarah has started a 'grocery intervention.'

📅 14 hrs ago ⏱️ 68s read #Shopping#Comedy#Everyday
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