Man's 'Quick Trip To Buy Milk' Takes 4 Hours, Returns With A Kayak And No Milk
He saw the kayak at a yard sale and 'priorities shifted.' His wife is 'confused but not surprised.'
Barry McAdventure left for milk at 10 AM. He returned at 2 PM with a kayak, a bag of avocados, and no milk. 'I saw it and I just knew,' Barry said about the kayak. His wife, Sarah, asked about the milk. 'Oh no,' Barry said. 'I forgot.' The kayak now sits in the living room. Barry has started a podcast called 'The Milk That Got Away.' Sarah is 'filing for grocery shopping privileges.'