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Man's 'Quick Look' At Phone Turns Into 3-Hour Deep Dive Into Wikipedia Rabbit Hole

Man's 'Quick Look' At Phone Turns Into 3-Hour Deep Dive Into Wikipedia Rabbit Hole
He now knows everything about the history of spoons and nothing about his actual job.

Kevin Rabbit started by checking the weather. He ended up reading about the migration patterns of monarch butterflies, the construction of the Eiffel Tower, and the biography of a minor 19th-century inventor. 'I don't know how I got here,' Kevin said, closing 47 tabs. His boss has emailed him twice. Kevin is now an expert in 'things that do not matter' and 'absolutely nothing that helps with his deadlines.'

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