Man's 'Quick Grocery Trip' Takes 3 Hours, Involves 47 Aisle Stares And A Nap In The Parking Lot
He returned with chips, dip, and no memory of why he went in the first place.
Carl Wanderlost entered the grocery store for 'just one thing' at 2 PM. He emerged at 5 PM with a cart containing chips, salsa, frozen pizza, three types of cheese, and a candle that 'smelled like my childhood.' 'I got distracted,' Wanderlost explained. He spent 30 minutes comparing pasta shapes, 20 minutes staring at yogurt options, and took a 'strategic rest' in his car before attempting checkout. He forgot the milk.