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Man's Pillow Demands 'Talking Pillow' Status, Wants To Be Included In Conversations

Man's Pillow Demands 'Talking Pillow' Status, Wants To Be Included In Conversations
The pillow has started leaving notes: 'I feel left out. Please talk to me.'

Jake McPillow has a pillow that wants to be part of the conversation. 'It left a note saying 'I feel left out',' Jake said. The pillow has started participating in conversations by 'cushioning' his words. Jake now includes the pillow in discussions. 'I ask for its opinion,' Jake said. 'It doesn't answer, but I think it appreciates being included.'

📅 3 days ago ⏱️ 62s read #Pillow#Talking#Comedy
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