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Man's 'One Drink' Turned Into 7, Now He's Texting His Ex 'U Up?' At 2 AM

Man's 'One Drink' Turned Into 7, Now He's Texting His Ex 'U Up?' At 2 AM
The ex responded 'wrong number' and blocked him. He's still typing.

Tyler Regret had 'just one beer' after work. Seven beers later, he found himself drafting a 400-word message to his ex-girlfriend from 3 years ago. 'Hey, just thinking about you,' the draft began. 'Specifically the time we went to that place. Remember that place?' She responded 'wrong number' and blocked him. Tyler has spent the morning deleting the message and 're-evaluating his relationship with alcohol and poor decisions.'

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