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Man's 'No Drama' Relationship Ended Because He Created Drama About Not Having Drama

Man's 'No Drama' Relationship Ended Because He Created Drama About Not Having Drama
'We never fight,' Jake said dramatically. 'That's the problem,' his girlfriend said. She left. He's still confused.

Jake NoDrama ended his relationship by insisting it was 'drama-free.' 'We never argue,' Jake said, arguing. 'That's not healthy,' his girlfriend said. 'Why are you creating drama?' Jake asked, dramatically. She left. Jake has started a podcast called 'No Drama Zone.' Episode 1: 'Why Everyone Else Is The Problem.' The comments are dramatic. Jake is 'confused.' The drama continues.

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