Man's LinkedIn 'Open To Work' Banner Has Been Up For 14 Months, He's 'Being Selective'
Selective means 'waiting for a job that doesn't require mornings, effort, or pants.'
Jake Selective's LinkedIn has said 'Open to Work' for 14 months. 'I'm being picky,' Jake said. His mother asked 'how picky?' Jake responded: 'no early mornings, no hard work, remote only, and pants optional.' His mother suggested 'maybe adjusting expectations.' Jake declined. He has applied to 0 jobs. 'Nothing fits my vibe,' he said. His savings account is 'also selective' — about leaving.