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Man's Left Brain And Right Brain Have A Disagreement, He Stares At A Wall For 4 Hours

Man's Left Brain And Right Brain Have A Disagreement, He Stares At A Wall For 4 Hours
The left brain wanted productivity, the right brain wanted a nap. Neither won.

Trevor McBrain experienced an 'internal standoff' when his left brain demanded productivity and his right brain demanded a nap. 'They're not speaking,' Trevor said. 'I'm just frozen.' He stared at a wall for 4 hours while his brains argued. The left brain eventually conceded to 'a short break' and the right brain agreed to 'some work later.' Trevor has since eaten a sandwich and is 'feeling more aligned.'

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