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Man's 'Just The Tip' Of The Iceberg Apology Was Actually The Entire Apology, Which Was Terrible

Man's 'Just The Tip' Of The Iceberg Apology Was Actually The Entire Apology, Which Was Terrible
'I'm sorry you feel that way' was the iceberg. There was no iceberg. Just the tip.

Jake Nonpology delivered the worst apology in history: 'I'm sorry you feel that way, but also you're wrong.' He called it 'the tip of the iceberg' of apologies. There was no iceberg. His girlfriend has started a podcast called 'Why Men Can't Apologize.' Jake has since apologized for his apology. It was also terrible. The podcast now has 1 million subscribers. Jake is the recurring guest. He's still not getting it.

📅 4 days ago ⏱️ 68s read #Apology#Relationships#Drama
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