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Man's 'It's Just A Phase' Haircut Has Lasted 14 Years, Caused 3 Breakups

Man's 'It's Just A Phase' Haircut Has Lasted 14 Years, Caused 3 Breakups
His mother still asks 'when are you getting a real haircut' every Thanksgiving.

Trevor Skullet, 32, got a 'funny haircut' in college as a joke. Fourteen years later, his hairline has receded, but his commitment hasn't. 'It's ironic,' Skullet insists. His dating profile specifically says 'swipe left if you don't appreciate avant-garde follicular expression.' Three ex-girlfriends have started a support group called 'Survivors of the Skullet.' His mother has given up hope.

📅 12 hrs ago ⏱️ 62s read #Fashion#Lifestyle#Satire
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