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Man's 'I'm Ready For A Relationship' Was Actually 'I'm Ready For You To Do Emotional Labor For Me'

Man's 'I'm Ready For A Relationship' Was Actually 'I'm Ready For You To Do Emotional Labor For Me'
The relationship lasted 4 months. He's still 'not sure what went wrong.' The therapist knows.

Jake McLabor said he was 'ready for something real.' What he meant: 'ready for someone to manage my feelings, remember my appointments, and do the dishes.' His ex, Emma, lasted 4 months. 'I felt like his mom, manager, and therapist,' Emma said. Jake is now 'looking for someone who understands him.' Emma is now 'looking for a man who has washed a dish voluntarily.'

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