Man's 'I'm Just Being Realistic' Is Code For 'I Will Crush Your Dreams With Spreadsheets'
'Statistically, you'll fail,' Jake said. 'I have a spreadsheet.' His friend has stopped sharing goals. Jake is alone.
Jake Realistic has a spreadsheet for everything. 'Your dream has a 12% success rate,' Jake said. 'I have data.' His friend stopped talking. 'I'm just being helpful,' Jake said. He is now alone. 'People can't handle truth,' Jake said. His therapist suggested 'maybe supporting people.' 'I'm supporting them with data,' Jake said. The data shows he has no friends. 'The data is clear,' Jake said.