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Man's 'I'm Just An Empath' Is Actually Just Him Being Nosy And Calling It 'Intuition'

Man's 'I'm Just An Empath' Is Actually Just Him Being Nosy And Calling It 'Intuition'
'I felt you needed to talk,' Jake said. 'I didn't,' his friend said. 'Yes, you did,' Jake said. 'I know what you need.'

Jake Empath has opinions on everyone's feelings — unsolicited. 'You're sad,' Jake said. 'I'm fine,' his friend said. 'No, you're not,' Jake said. 'I know.' His friends have started avoiding him. 'He's exhausting,' one said. Jake has started an 'empath collective.' He is the only member. 'People aren't ready for this level of insight,' Jake said. The insight is just gossip.

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