Man's 'I'm Just A Night Owl' Is Code For 'I Will Blame My 3 AM TikToks On Biology'
'It's my circadian rhythm,' Jake said. 'It's your choices,' his doctor said. 'My rhythm chooses this,' Jake said.
Jake NightOwl claims he's 'genetically nocturnal.' His screen time: 12 hours daily. 'I'm just wired differently,' Jake said at 3 AM, watching 'unexpected animal friendships.' His alarm goes off at 7 AM. 'I'm tired,' Jake said. 'It's biological.' His doctor suggested 'going to bed earlier.' 'That's not how it works,' Jake said. It is how it works. Jake is tired. 'It's my nature,' Jake said.