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Man's 'I'm Just A Nice Guy' Speech Gets Interrupted By His Inner Monologue, Which Disagrees

Man's 'I'm Just A Nice Guy' Speech Gets Interrupted By His Inner Monologue, Which Disagrees
'I'm a nice guy,' Jake said. His inner voice: 'you literally ghosted 3 people this week.' The argument continues.

Jake NiceGuy gave a 47-minute speech about his 'kindness.' His inner monologue had different data. 'I'm generous,' Jake said. 'You forgot her birthday,' his inner voice said. 'I'm supportive,' Jake said. 'You told her to 'calm down,'' his inner voice said. Jake is now in therapy — but only to 'win' the argument with himself. 'I'm a good person,' Jake said. 'Are you?' his therapist asked. Jake is 'processing.'

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