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Man's 'I'm Just A Gamer' Is Code For 'I Will Miss Your Birthday Because I'm In A Raid'

Man's 'I'm Just A Gamer' Is Code For 'I Will Miss Your Birthday Because I'm In A Raid'
'Happy birthday,' Jake texted 3 days late. 'I was grinding,' Jake said. 'You were grinding my patience,' his girlfriend said.

Jake Gamer missed his girlfriend's birthday. 'I was in a raid,' Jake said. 'It was a 14-hour raid,' his girlfriend said. 'I was leading,' Jake said. She left. 'I don't understand,' Jake said. 'It was a legendary drop.' His ex has started a support group called 'Survivors of Gamers.' The group meets on Tuesdays. Jake is 'raiding.'

📅 3 days ago ⏱️ 62s read #Gaming#Relationships#Satire
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