Man's 'I'm Just A Foodie' Is Code For 'I Will Judge Your Restaurant Choice Then Eat Chicken Fingers'
'The menu is uninspired,' Jake said. He ordered chicken fingers. 'It's a classic,' Jake said.
Jake Foodie claims to have 'refined taste.' He eats chicken fingers everywhere. 'I'm exploring,' Jake said. His friends have stopped asking for recommendations. 'He criticized the Thai place, then ordered fries,' one said. Jake has a food blog called 'The Discerning Diner.' Every review is about chicken fingers. 'It's consistent,' Jake said. His followers are confused. 'Try a vegetable,' one commented. 'I'm thinking about it,' Jake said.