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Man's 'I'm Just A Foodie' Is Code For 'I Will Judge Your Restaurant Choice But Not Pay For The Meal'

Man's 'I'm Just A Foodie' Is Code For 'I Will Judge Your Restaurant Choice But Not Pay For The Meal'
'The menu is uninspired,' Jake said. He didn't bring his wallet. 'It's a philosophy,' Jake said. 'It's a problem,' his date said.

Jake Foodie has opinions on restaurants — and a conveniently empty wallet. 'The risotto is overrated,' Jake said. He didn't pay for it. His date asked about 'equality.' 'I'm paying with feedback,' Jake said. She paid the bill and left. Jake is now eating alone. 'It's about the critique,' Jake said. 'It's about the check,' his ex said. Jake has started a food blog called 'The Opinionated Eater.' He still doesn't pay.

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