Man's 'I'm Just A Chill Guy' Personality Was Immediately Tested By A Slightly Warm Coffee
He called the manager. The manager was his friend. The friendship is now 'lukewarm.'
Jake Chill described himself as 'super laid back' and 'low maintenance.' Then his coffee arrived 'not hot enough.' He asked to speak to the manager. The manager was his friend from college. 'Dude, it's coffee,' his friend said. Jake is no longer 'chill.' The friendship is now 'room temperature.' Jake has removed 'chill' from his dating bio. It now reads 'seeks appropriately heated beverages.'