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Man's 'I'm Just A Chill Guy' Is Tested By A Slightly Warm Beer, He Loses His Mind

Man's 'I'm Just A Chill Guy' Is Tested By A Slightly Warm Beer, He Loses His Mind
'This beer is room temperature,' Jake said, enraged. 'This is violence.' The beer was fine.

Jake ChillGuy has 'chill' in his bio. He does not have chill. His beer was 'not cold enough.' 'This is unacceptable,' Jake said. His friends watched as he spiraled. 'It's just beer,' one said. 'It's the principle,' Jake said. He asked for a manager. The manager was his friend. 'Dude, it's beer,' the friend said. Jake is no longer 'chill.' He has removed 'chill' from his bio. It now reads 'seeks cold beverages and emotional regulation.'

📅 4 days ago ⏱️ 62s read #Personality#Comedy#Satire
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