Man's 'I'm A Simple Guy' Is Actually 'I Don't Know How To Do Laundry, Cook, Or Clean'
His 'simple' life includes his mom doing his laundry, his girlfriend cooking, and his therapist managing his emotions.
Jake Simple claims he's 'low maintenance.' Translation: he doesn't know how to use a washing machine, his eggs are always burnt, and he 'doesn't see mess.' 'I'm just simple,' Jake said. His mom does his laundry. His girlfriend cooks. His therapist is 'teaching him basic life skills.' Jake is now 'learning' — which means 'watching videos while his girlfriend does the work.' He's 'almost there.' He's been 'almost there' for 4 years.